MarkusBkny
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Thursday 1-29-09 Soul Giants @ LeSouk NYC - 2009/01/28 12:05
hopefully this cream works and the itching goes away by Thursday so i can make this party on Thursday night. fyi: if your car breaks down and you find yourself stuck on the parkway near the jersey shore, don't go into a go go bar called fantasies to use the pay phone. and if you do, i strongly suggest staying away from a stripper named Birtha who has a pretty moustache.
So, this Thursday night the debauchery continues at the SOUL GIANTS weekly with two very special guests:
Markus Rice, probably known best for his days clubbing baby seals, will be spinning all sorts of fucking house music that will either make you want to go number two or dance your ass off.
Bobby Morales, know for being one of the oldest DJs on the planet, will be DJing from his wheel chair and possibly MCing the event if his nurse figures out a way to hook the mic up to his iron lung.
And then there is me, Kenny Summit, the man behind the man behind the woman, well I will be spinning what ever the hell I feel like playing because its my party and I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO. I'm gonna get totally lubed up for this party. Head to toe lube, leaving only my finger tips un-lubed so i can touch things without leaving any lube streaks. I know, thats pretty thoughtful of me. I'm just a thoughtful kind of guy you know.
Anyways, if you want to go out and do something DIFFERENT, come down to Le Souk this Thursday night and rock out with us. The crowd is all about FUN, the music is kick ass, if you don't have a HUGE sense of humor and a burning desire to dance than this may not be the best place for a jerkoff like you.
Soul Giants may cause burning crotch, lazyness, and irritated eyes. Other side effects include runny stool, leaky ass, excessive smiling, laughing, pissing your pants, kissing random cute hotties, making out in stinky bathrooms and uncontrollable explosive gas.
My name is Kenny Summit and I approved this message.
Location:
Le Souk
Street:
avenue B between 5th and 6th street
City/Town:
Manhattan, NYC
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